Letter

To: Josh Groban

Well, today, you did a great job.  You did seem a bit turned off, but I hope you're having a grand time!  Wouldn't it be fun to someday cohost or duet with me someday?  *bats eyelashes*  I was a great singer, getting my voice back.  All the hypes around, I wanted to be like Johnny Depp and act, but now I wanna sing, too.